I present: Every single day in the life of a little kid… in just over a minute.
Inspired by the film “PACIFIC RIM” (which you should see) and Joseph Scrimshaw’s album “FLAW FEST” (which you should hear), this song is a celebration of foolish optimism.
(*NOTE: This is not a kid’s song. It wouldn’t be terrible if they heard it, but it is about a movie that they’re probably not yet allowed to watch.)
Thanks to Wil Wheaton for having me as a guest on his show TableTop!
Learning Town was really fun to make, as evidenced by this behind the scenes footage of me and my new little buddy, Liman.
If you missed Learning Town, watch them all HERE!
This is maybe the dumbest thing I’ve ever made.
Thank You to Paul & Storm for including me in this! (Be warned: it’s not actually for kids.) Episode 1:
Episode 2—next week!
ME: The answer is… a lizard!
THE 3YR OLD: What’s a lizard?
ME: You know… a lizard.
THE 3YR OLD: Oh, like “You shall not pass!”
ME: My work here is done.
PERSON: Ugh, something smells AWFUL, huh?
ME: I actually don’t have a sense of smell.
PERSON: Oh no! That’s so sad!
ME: Well… except for right now.
PERSON: Oh right. Ugh! You’re so lucky!
In keeping with our love for songs that are listenable but pretty much impossible to sing along with, Hard ‘n Phirm presents: “Gersberms (Yer Gervin Mah)” featuring Hayley Williams (from Paramore), Melissa Rauch (from Big Bang Theory), and an excitable little foreign dude.
Not familiar with the “Ermahgerd” meme?
Read this! http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ermahgerd
You don’t have to love those with asymptotes, but this crosses the line.
“Not cool! Now where am I supposed to tone my obliques?” —f(x)=-3x-3