I present: Every single day in the life of a little kid… in just over a minute.
Author Archives: Mike Phirman
Learning Town!
Thank You to Paul & Storm for including me in this! (Be warned: it’s not actually for kids.) Episode 1:
Episode 2—next week!
In Training
ME: The answer is… a lizard!
THE 3YR OLD: What’s a lizard?
ME: You know… a lizard.
THE 3YR OLD: Oh, like “You shall not pass!”
ME: My work here is done.
This Happens Pretty Often
PERSON: Ugh, something smells AWFUL, huh?
ME: I actually don’t have a sense of smell.
PERSON: Oh no! That’s so sad!
ME: Well… except for right now.
PERSON: Oh right. Ugh! You’re so lucky!
Functional Discrimination
You don’t have to love those with asymptotes, but this crosses the line.

“Not cool! Now where am I supposed to tone my obliques?” —f(x)=-3x-3
Breaking News
The word “real” is now completely meaningless.

Playing Piano with Eli
Hangout with us!
Join me LIVE online tomorrow night at 8pm for…

Watch live at youtube.com/geekandsundry at 8pm (PDT)
I swear it’s not just parents talking about how adorable their kids’ poops are. It’s geeky parents sharing ideas on having fun with geeky kids (and… alright… occasionally mentioning their geeky poops).
*If you miss it, it will be available on YouTube, right next to Episode 1 and Episode 2!
UPDATE: Or watch it here…
Question or suggestion for the show? Email me or leave a comment!
Building Blocks
Face-to-Face w/ “Weird Al” (featuring…)
If you missed it, “Weird Al” Yankovic has a show over on the Nerdist YouTube channel called Face to Face. In this episode, Al interviews William H. Macy. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but… just watch it, and act surprised at around minute 8:40!
After watching this one, do what I’d do and WATCH THEM ALL!


