I present: Every single day in the life of a little kid… in just over a minute.
Thank You to Paul & Storm for including me in this! (Be warned: it’s not actually for kids.) Episode 1:
Episode 2—next week!
ME: The answer is… a lizard!
THE 3YR OLD: What’s a lizard?
ME: You know… a lizard.
THE 3YR OLD: Oh, like “You shall not pass!”
ME: My work here is done.
PERSON: Ugh, something smells AWFUL, huh?
ME: I actually don’t have a sense of smell.
PERSON: Oh no! That’s so sad!
ME: Well… except for right now.
PERSON: Oh right. Ugh! You’re so lucky!
You don’t have to love those with asymptotes, but this crosses the line.
“Not cool! Now where am I supposed to tone my obliques?” —f(x)=-3x-3
The word “real” is now completely meaningless.
Join me LIVE online tomorrow night at 8pm for…
I swear it’s not just parents talking about how adorable their kids’ poops are. It’s geeky parents sharing ideas on having fun with geeky kids (and… alright… occasionally mentioning their geeky poops).
UPDATE: Or watch it here…
Question or suggestion for the show? Email me or leave a comment!
If you missed it, “Weird Al” Yankovic has a show over on the Nerdist YouTube channel called Face to Face. In this episode, Al interviews William H. Macy. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but… just watch it, and act surprised at around minute 8:40!
After watching this one, do what I’d do and WATCH THEM ALL!